This is my conversation with Jon from a couple minutes ago. He's obviously talking in his sleep and I went along.
- Jon: Not in the shower!
- Me: What's not in the shower?
- Jon: A tree.
- Me: Where's the tree?
- Jon: Not on the ceiling.
- Me: So where is it?
- Jon: It's in my hand.
- Me: Where?
- Jon: ... In my hand.
I love you.
I love you too, Jon! You’re wonderful.
He's installing a dishwasher.
- Jon: I have a feeling I'm doing all this wrong.
- Me: Yeah, I feel like that every day of my life so...